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Some asshole hacked our site, we assume he's got a mind of cockroach and a face as ugly as his mother's, reads Bug magazine and has no life. Well of course, anyone who reads stuff like that must be a delinquent with no weener.
1. If you are the same guy who spammed our guestbook: Get a life loozer.
2. If your nickname is Lucifer or you are in some way connected with a gay guy nicknamed Lucifer: Stop hanging around with assholes.
3. If you are none of the above: Try hacking this site, or some other asshole dumb rich sites, not the site of the greatest company ever.
4. You're still a dumbass, you know that?
As for the rest of our faithfull readers, sorry for the inconvenience. Now sod off.